Asagohan

Twelve Angry Items (fade in lights) Scene:10 items or less line.  1 in front with 12 items; 2,3, & 4 behind, each with less than 10 items.  Cashier is at register. 1: Darn.  Forgot chewing gum.  Oh, well. Cashier: (counts items in 1's cart.) That's more than 10 items, sir. 1: So? Cashier: This is the express line.  10 items or less, sir. 2: Come on, be nice.  It's only a couple of items. 4: What are you saying?  "Only a couple of items." ?! This guy's broken the rules; you should toss him out! 3: I agree he's guilty, but let's be fair. (Cashier pulls out Game Boy and starts playing.) 2: Listen, this boy has been maligned all the wa

Stay away from any lurking grue. Unless you are in sufficient light, There's a good chance that they will eat you. Exploring Zork, dark tunnels you pass through. These caverns are sheathed in eternal night; Stay away from any lurking grue. No matter how much your sword will swing true- No matter how well you put up a fight- There's a good chance that they will eat you. Zork was once a grand realm, it is true. Yet it fell to some odd, unknown blight; Stay away from any lurking grue. There have been so many others who, When entering Grues' hangouts, lit them bright- There's a good chance that they will eat you. Yet many others ha